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VERTICAL LINES III IBD

CREST PUBLICATIONS GROUP
04 / 2024
9798885266413
Inglês

Sinopse

Book III is every bit as delightful as Books I and II - page after page of smiles, laughs, and sometimes outright guffaws. All three books are the perfect companions when you need a pick-me-up or just have a few minutes and want something light. And they never get old! Open to any page and see for yourself. Guaranteed to please!áSamples:My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him âÇÖDav.âÇÖ My girlfriend told me that obesity is in her genes. I told her that that canâÇÖt be true because she looks fat in her skirt also.A priest was checking into a hotel. He asked the clerk: *I presume that the pornography channel is disabled?' 'No,' replied the clerk, 'itâÇÖs just regular, you pervert!'The problem with doing nothing is that vou donâÇÖt know when youâÇÖve finished.l asked myself if I was crazy and we all said 'No.'LifeâÇÖs a soup... and IâÇÖm a fork.Askhole: A person who constantly asks for vour advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.I encourseed my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big hug.Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I serve turkey. but, hey... if it will make them happy..