CONGRATULATIONS! YOU?VE ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED A WORLD-ENDING IBD

Sinopse

Book four in the GoreCom series and this one has not one, not two, but TEN possible endings for you to seek out. Now thatâÇÖs giving you your moneyâÇÖs worth isnâÇÖt it? So what is it about? Well, the title might give it away, but if not, then brace yourself for this synopsis, because itâÇÖs an absolute belter.Are you frustrated with your mundane existence? Fed up spending day-after-day drinking hot, milky beverages, endlessly pressing âÇÖrefreshâÇÖ, and chowing down on copious amounts of biscuits and/or cake? Do you yearn for a world (or even a taste) of excitement and wonder? Then youâÇÖre in luck!áWith this âÇÖere book, youâÇÖll be transported to a fantastic world (well, the majestic city of Salisbury), where a rather pissed-off monster (hellbent on devouring everyone on the planet), has been summoned completely out of the blue. On a Wednesday, of all days, AND itâÇÖs sunny outside! Hence, instead of enjoying the uncharacteristically wonderful weather, you find yourself armpit-deep in mild-to-moderate peril.áHave you pictured that in your brain? Got it? Good. Because the ending is completely up to you. Does humanity stand, or does it fall? Do disasters happen, beyond all mortal comprehension, or do you opt for a more traditional approach? What devilish secrets have I hidden away? Do I have any more tedious and not even terribly inventive questions to ask you? Why yes, yes I do!áAre you still reading this? If so, then stop right there at the end of this sentence so you can jump in and find out for yourself, as you get to... dictate your fate.Cor blimey guvâÇÖnor! And all that jazz. If that doesnâÇÖt tempt you then I donâÇÖt know what will.